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The Marine Corps elite fighting unit. Used for stealth and pre-emptive strike operations. The most elite of the elite, almost impossible training and the best there is. Experts at any covert operation or any weapon, and can do anything asked of them or hold off any enemy. Badass mo-fo's
The Marine Force Recon snipers are the most well trained and best shots in the world.
The Marine Force Recon team blew up the ammo depot and got without firing a shot, unknown to anyone.
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This requires the use of a dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around her neck, and while she is struggling to remove the filthy animal, quickly switch places with a dirty old sailor, who will give her a good jabbin' and the surprise of her life. Can be combined with the Rodeo. Perfect for breakup scenarios.
I wanted to end it with Jill, so I contracted a dirty old sailor, caught an albatross at the pier, and ended our relationship with a ream of the ancient mariner.
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In reality, if you think about it, the Marine Corps pretty much molds you into something that can survive the Apocalypse! You're pretty much a bum that can shoot weapons, eat anything, shit anywhere, and sleep anywhere. You can essentially run on crumbs, water, motrin, and nicotine and you can go weeks or months w/o a shower! Moreover, on the plus side, you lose ALL Morality so shooting and looting to survive is, eh, whatever.
US Marines are basically the human version of a raccoon.
TRASH PANDAS UP!
The U.S. Marine Corps can live anywhere and survive on anything and have been doing it so long that it is inherent in our DNA!
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a phrase used to describe how brave/risky someone is
girl #1: i heard that samantha kept her baby!
girl #2: a teen mom? sis is braver than the marines.
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To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.
Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"
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The highly trained badasses that the regular Marines employ to kill bastards in a slightly quieter fashion.
Marine Force Recon each are endowed with a bit of Chuck Norris.
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a weather beaten looking male with large sideburns and stubble. possible wearer of glasses. has large amounts of sailing experience. many people use the ancient mariner as a scapegoat, this is mainly due to his calm temper similar to that of the mediteran sea. however sometimes the mariner will use terms such as "loww it" and "SPARR" to express agrivation. the mariners natural enemys are the kracken (deceased)1250-2008 and spartacus march 1992-present. Mariners tend to have very attractive sisters that generally tend to be a year older than the ancient mariner himself.
Hobbies include; Sailing the seven seas, Smoking on the stinky boodah, Online gaming
"ahhhh mariner bay"
"old ancient mariner when did you get back from sailing?"
"oi ancient mariner pass the greenary"
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