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N. - A mythical Irishman who was said to have destroyed Superman's home when he first synthesized Krypton in chemistry. Standing about five feet tall, Matt Gill can fly, shoot lazer beans from his eyes, drink any amount of beer, and turn any frisbee he touches into straight, heat-seeking, side-winding, and lazer-guided missles until they reach their intended targets.
Matt Gill commonly insists that he hasn't drank, as less than 99 beers off the wall doesn't even count in his book.
Matt Gill is an Omnihero, and as such can outrun any superhero. He eats gold and pisses rainbows, allowing him to follow the Yellow, Orange, Red, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet River to more gold, in a vicious cycle. Leprechauns worship him as their savior and upholder of Irish traditions.
When Matt Gill threw a frisbee the length of half a football field against the wind, and abruptly appeared to catch it with his left hand while not looking for a touchdown.
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An awful humanities teacher who likes the dolphins and will do anything to make your day that much worse. Jkjk, Matt Lutz is an amazing humanities teacher who has a great sense of humor but still likes the dolphins so that’s bad, we love you Lutz
Charlie is Matt Lutz’s 32nd favorite student
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A real cutie. Makes people laugh, Social awkward around people he doesn't know so he makes jokes to lighten the mood. Some may call him controlling but he is a great leader. Exeptionally smart in certain areas and lacking a little more in others. Probably the sweetest person you will ever find. When he makes his mind up its set in stone. He is a natural flirt and becasue he is a little crazy himself he attracts really cute crazy chicks.
Jim: that Matt Suttle guy really is a good guy.
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Lincoln High School's American Idol prodigy. Matt is the current golden boy of southern Michigan.
Matt Giraud is sooo awesome...he's in the top 36 on American Idol!
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A person who does what he wants. No shame.
Joe: That person's a real Matt Brenner.
Nikhil: NO! There is only one Matt Brenner, and he does what he wants. No shame.
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The biggest dick you will ever meet
Me: swirling my ear buds apple
Matt dice : cuts them with a key
A situation which would be considered extremely unlucky, but brought about in part, by the person in the situation.
Last week Matt: Hey Jon, I just sold my iPhone 3GS, can't wait to get the 4!"
This week Matt: Hey Jon, I can't get hold of an fucking iPhone 4 for love nor money!
Jon: Typical Matt!