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Getting the crabs you gave someone else after previously being cured.
After another examination, the doctor told the nurse, "looks like we have another Maryland Matt case."
Matt Rosendale definitely earned the nickname Maryland Matt
The sexiest specimen alive. Played Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter movies, and went from a really fat, shy little boy to a freaking hot, sexy, amazing guy. Sometimes used to refer to someone that has successfully traveled through puberty. Or someone that's just really hot.
Girl One: Whoa, remember him in kindergarten?
Girl Two: Total Matt Lewis.
Fictional character from Netflix’s Voltron: Legendary Defender.
Brother of Pidge (Katie Holt).
Meme god and great boyfriend material who made a terrible decision about his haircut.
His ponytail will be missed.
I adore Matt Holt. Back off hoes, he’s mine and mine only.
Time for you and the boys to get together in your living room and stuff all your mattresses in there. Drink the night away and wake up to some Mimosas by 12:00pm. At 12:24pm you finish your drinks and have a 2 minute buffer to finish. Keep going for as long as you want!
Its Matt Night baby! You know what that means...
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A creepy interaction by a boomer with someone of the opposite sex who is in a relationship and unaware.
Rapey-matt occurs when a Matt corners a female in a nightclub to let her know of her beauty (rapey intentions)
The "Matt Luxner" is the act of felching another mans cream pie from a womans anus, saving it in his mouth, then redepositing it in her vagina where it will wait until the move know as the "Rocket Man" is performed however this move is not complete until the felching man has sucked the vagina dry of all the fizzing juices that are a direct result of the "Rocket Man" having been combined with the previously felched cream pie.
I was going to "Matt Luxner" that bitch but I ran out of pop rocks so I just sucked her dry with a silly straw!
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A fat lazy liar incapable of paying debts while living off of the disability of his family members.
That lazy, lying, lagging, loser, is such a matt bastard.
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