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A small platform above a staircase in a house, or any other tiny, inaccessable room.
Pedro couldn't afford the rundown 1-bedroom apartment in the ghetto, so he rented out the Mexican apartment above the Jones' staircase for ten dollars a month.
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When you fart and you're in the bath tub, and all the bubbles float to the top very slowly, and then when it hits the top, you can smell your own brand.
Mary made a mexican bubblebath when she was in the tub, and passed out after the bubbles surfaced, releasing the noxious odor.
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A group of 5 or more mexican landscapers with blowers and rakes on the side of the road creating a Tornado of leaves for all to pass through.
You're driving down a windy sidestreet when all of the sudden everything gets all crazy. Leaves are everywhere, you can't see clearly. You hear a loud obnoxious noise You are in the eye of a mexican tornado. Drive quickly but don't hit any of the mexican landscapers.
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A car muffler that hangs down so low or creates so much vibration that it sounds like the muffler's many Mexican males purposely place onto their cars to make them appear to be more powerful than they really are
Dude, my car's getting to the point where I've a Mexican Muffler on the thing, and driving on the highway, everyone looks at me funny.
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A method of clandestine public urination by men. Done by dropping to one knee while wearing shorts and urinating through the leg opening of the kneeling leg.
This is often done while pretending to do something else, like checking tire pressure on the side of the road.
Jerry Collins was caught on camera doing the Mexican kneel right before the start of a Tri-Nations match between New Zealand and Australia.
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"Hey Jose, we need another Mexican Dumptruck load of concrete over here."
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The act of applying pre-cum (Bulbourethral gland fluid) on an unsuspecting victim's lips while they are sleeping. This is done through applying pressure from the base to the head of the penis while the penis is in the "morning wood" stage, and applying the small dab of pre-cum to an unsuspecting victim's lips.
While James was sleeping, I gave him a Mexican Chapstick to moisten his lips.
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