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When a man is reciving a blow job from a person. While he is recving anal sex.The male whos giving anal is giving oral to the person giving the blow job
"lets make a fair three some lets have a midnight run."
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The clan that will fuck some sorry hos up
Midnight Squadroun PEED on SEED
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grab some Quaker Oats and stuff some in her Snizz, you then begin to plow the lady and when you blow your load, keep it going. The heat from the passion cooks it to perfection.
You then dismount and feast.
My girlfriend complained we had too much oatmeal on the shelf, so we made some midnight oatmeal.
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When you you initiate sex with your partner by inserting your penis into them while they are asleep
Last night while my GF was asleep, I gave her my midnight secret
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When I guy jacks off and covers the head of his cock with cum, then paints it on his womans lips as she sleeps.
My woman said she wanted a new type of lipstick, so last night after she fell asleep, I gave her a Midnight Lipstick
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A fiddler, an individual whose incessant interference during the night can cause a predicament the next day. This could be at work i.e. a night worker putting a day worker up shit creek without a paddle because of his meddling during the late shift. A second application could be made in a domestic situation where a family member raids the fridge late at night leaving a mess to be cleared up the next morning. Midnight Meddlers invariably do not sort out their own mess.
Sam: "What the hell happened here? It was fine last night"
Rollo: "Must have been the midnight meddlers."
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A dark skinned dude's (usually of african descent) penis.
Don't be lookin at my Midnight Cuban chica unless you gonna dance wit it biyatch!
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