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A miller's pizza pocket is when an italian family of four goes to a mill on a hill with the oldest woman in Italy, they stuff an entire gasoline soaked 12” pizza into a miller light bottle. Then they light the pizza in the bottle on fire, put it into a condom half filled with spaghetti and viciously penetrate the oldest Italian woman with the flaming pizza bottle in a spaghetti filled condom, all the while screaming “mama mia! Gratzi!” Until the bottle breaks. Then they hang the woman upside down in the mill and roll down the hill
Did you hear that the Rossi's went to Milan and had a miller's pizza pocket?
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A manly man with an enormous penis and a lady magnet. The farthest thing from a virgin and all girls would be lucky to have his virginity. He is an all around great and hilarious guy.
I want a Jayce Ryan Miller and I want him now
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Arthur James Miller aka A.J aka Aj1122 is a fortnite virgin who thinks he’s better than Austin, Andrew and Moses but he’s really not but he’s pretty good at the game. His catch phrases is “Let’s get this bread gamers” “That’s toxic” “I don’t know man” “You’re trash kid”. He doesn’t like girls and is gay.
Person 1: A.J sucks
Arthur James Miller: that’s toxic man
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May 19th always has been and always will be National Miller Lite Day
Hey pussy, are you drinking BUSCH?! WHAT THE FUCK!! ITS NATIONAL MILLER LITE DAY BITCH!
God of the cats. Doesn't care about anyone, yet everyone loves him. Has an IQ of 12. Can kill you with cuteness
Look it's Miller Tuck!! Give him all our love!
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a fucking idiot who i fucking hate and i fucking want to fucking hit
"steven tyler miller shut the fuck up"
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