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This happens when a man and woman have high velocity coital relations, thus causing severe friction burns on the woman's vaginal region.
"Why you walkin' like that?"
"Me and Joe was burnin the muffin last night."
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a term used to refer to the small, budding breasts on the chest of a wannabe vampire-goth-punk type.
Check out those devil muffins on Carrie!
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When a male prematurely ejaculates on a females genitals before he can make it into her vagina.
She was so hot, and had me so horny, I went to put it in, and squirt, I didn't even make it in, all I could do was frost the muffin!
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Another term for a bagle, used mostly by people with a dislike towards them.
Why are you eating that bum muffin?
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Term used to describe a emensly short and fat person.
Check out that pig muffin over there, she is pretty fat.
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Keira Knightley has a nice English Muffin.
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When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss
Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.
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