A mustache that covers a bunch of pimples.
Shit Jeff, that is a nasty pimply mustache.
A mustache that has one side longer than the other. Thin and wispy. A person who needs some shaving lessons
Dewit's Mustache looks like crap
When a large, red headed woman on her period sits on your face, usually in the 69 position, leaving a blood red mustache. Named after Massachusetts for the prevalence of red heads of Irish descent in the Massachusetts area.
"I'm on my period, but since you're a real man you'll still eat me out, and I'll reward you with a Massachusetts Mustache".
When a guys has a full, thick stache and his lady has a full, thick bush shaved to match his.
Ziggy had the the thickest mustache I’ve ever seen until his lady pulled down her pants. They totally have his and hoes mustaches.
When droplets of liquid form on the ends of the mustache. Occurs when drinking frothy beverages, and/or vaping.
Tyler, how was that beverage? Your mustache tears make it look as if we're a most wonderful beverage.
That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !
The act of recieving remnants of pooh on the upper lip during/following various types of anal sex.
Me: How was your date last nite?
Friend: Pretty well, I went down on my girlfriend at her place and recieved a pooh mustache in the process.
An inordinate amount of hair growing in one’s butt crack near the tailbone
His butt mustache was as thick as Tom Selleck’s facial mustache!