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hitler but in a more casual sense.
that guy looks like skinny mustache man
When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.
Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.
Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
When a lady shaves her nether regions besides her lips
Guy 1: how’d your date with Stephanie go last night?
Guy 2: ehh, I was about to go down on her, but she had a dirty mustache and it turned me off
When you ejaculate into your sexual partners mouth and it comes back out their nose.
You look great wearing that Miami Mustache babe! I gave her a Miami Mustache, I ate a bag of celery and filled her mouth so full it came back out her nose!
When two males grow mustaches at the same time and keep them trimmed in the same fashion.
Jimmy wanted to be mustache bros with Tim, but Tim rejected the idea and shaved his mustache off.
excuse for male kissing another male without being outright gay
Boof wouldn't stop mustache high five - ing me last night, i think i may have contracted something
Wen a man ejaculates semen on the upper lip of his partner.
Lady night Cindy choked on my Johnson so good I had to give her a man milk mustache..