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The holy essence to cure all gae and rid this world of the furry's.
Also Dooms blood.
What did you use to cure big gae?
I used G MUSTARD .
What you say when you shoot big-ass lasers
player 1:OMG i found a weapom
player 2:SHOOT IT BITCH
player1: MUSTARD JAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pocket mustard cant be bought, sold ,or stolen It must comes from great Sacrifice, Passion and above all Heart. You either have it or you don't!
Man That Artist named Kory Hubbel has the kind of Pocket Mustard that comes from the streets!
The frozen form of mustard often used by body builders for a extra boost of energy. Very healthy and full of protien.
Pass me some mustard cubes, Bobby. I need to bulk up for the show.
Polish Mustard Tag (Polish: Musztardowy Berek) is a traditional game played by Polish children. The game is an offshoot of Berek, the Polish version of Tag. The game is traditionally played with a bag of mustard seed but is now played with mustard bottles.
The game starts off with one player being made Berek, or "It", who must touch another player to make them Berek. The objective of the other players is to cooperate to prevent becoming Berek by passing around the mustard. Whoever holds the mustard is made immune and cannot be tagged. Whoever has the mustard will have to run towards the player being chased to give them the mustard before making their escape. The game ends when one person remains untagged.
Child 1: Berek! You have been made Berek!
Child 2: This is Polish Mustard Tag! I have the Mustard! I am not it!
Child 1: Kurwa!
When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.
I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!
What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first
I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.