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When the person you're shopping with randomly disappears with the shopping cart with out you noticing. You usually spend the rest of the shopping trip looking for them.
Jack: Yo Sally have you seen mom?
Sally: She pulled a shopping ninjas on me.
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That marijuana seed that makes its way into your bowl/bong even after you're positive that you've meticulously sifted through and sorted all that bullshit out.
What's that taste? A ninja seed!
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One who is active within the realm of Facebook but never allows him or herself to be seen as "online"
Notifications - John Doe commented on your status. < one minute ago
Online Friends (0)
"John Doe is such a facebook ninja!"
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When someone on an Internet Forum replys to a post, and then quickly deletes their post, so the post appears at the top of the list mysteriously
ninja bump!
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Any of a subfamily (Cricetinae) of small Old World rodents trained in ancient Japanese martial arts and employed especially for espionage and assassinations while having very large cheek pouches.
Holy crap! My cat just got jumped by a ninja hamster!
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The act of disappearing home from a night out without saying goodbye, usually at a nightclub.
I got back from the bar and my best mate was gone, He must have done a white ninja.
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the art of wanking quietly and discretely in public or in an area of high visablity, or simply the art of wanking like a ninja.
A secretive faction of monks from long and far have mastered this form of masturbation whilst going out there daily rituals.
It is said to bring inner peace and balance to ones self, but costs a fortune in laundry bills.
only the masterful eye can see someone having a ninja wank, but if someone does this would be the reaction...
man 1- 'Dude wtf is that man doing in his pocket?'
man 2- 'Must be having a ninja wank'
man 1- 'Holy shit i thought that was just in fairytales'
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