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When there was a girl/boy who liked you before you were with your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend and still likes you so you're going to do stuff with her/him now
Yeah so I'm totally playing tarzan with jane with that girl to get over my ex.
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"Yo you got any of dat Smelly Mary Jane shit up in this mutha, i'm keen to smoke up."
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1. Imposing size
2. A Terrifyingly big female
1. "Man... it's a shame about the twin towers... what an awful thing to target, they were so huge"
"Dude! I knooooooooow! they were big like jane"
"Man.. let's fly a plane into her!"
2. "Shit... king kong is climbing that building"
"hey... i always wondered... is king kong male or female..."
"well... this is often discussed... the name KING kong imples that it is actually a male but theories suggest that we have been mislead"
"well how so hombre?"
"well i mean... check king kong... it's big... like jane"
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's description of a promiscuous girl, one that may or may not be a soldier's girlfriend prior to his military service. The term originated in the 1987 movie FULL METAL JACKET, and was used to describe the difference between a Springfield M-14 rifle used during basic training, and a female human, to the Marines being trained.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's dialog during the movie FULL METAL JACKET (1987):
(Shouting): "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name. Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging old MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH through her pretty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."
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When a man performs oral sex on a girl and she queefs in his face
So I was going down on this girl and she fully pulled a Lady Jane! I can still taste it.
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Originally an ad hominem attack against Jane Curtin by Dan Akroyd on Saturday Night Live during Weekend Update. At that time, it featured a "Point/Counterpoint" in which Jane made one point, and Dan would prefix his counterpoint with this phrase.
More recently, it has become sort of a ha ha only serious opener to such a counterpoint on Usenet, typically used amidst flamewars.
Jane, you ignorant slut! You know this needs no example!
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The shit that you buy and smoke the fucking hell out of..
Slang for Marijuana, weed, smoke, cannabis, etc.
Used to hid the fact from your parents that you are a fucking pot-head loser.
Kid: Mom, I have to run out and get a boquet of mary-jane's flowers...
Mother: That's nice dear, tell her I said hello....
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