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honestly anyone can fall in love with you and you fall in love too easily. i love you with all of my heart and i’m sure other people do. you are many people soulmates i’m sure but i only wish that i was yours. i love you dan and i always will
dan jones is the love of my life.
A person that has the innate ability to blow a lead no matter how many runs you are up.
"Did you see rollercoaster jones blow that save last night?"
"Yeah, I fucking hate Todd Jones!"
When someone kneels beneath your balls and repeatedly flicks them left and right. The term originates from common fetish associated with those who attend Pinball Jones in Fort Collins, Colorado.
That bitch hit me with the pinball jones last night
EWWWWWWWWWWW GROSE GET A ROOM
Gindiana Jones Sitting in a car are the naked yes they are the car goes bump bump they go hump hump there goes the baby in the town car.
When you know a secret but can't contain yourself and have to tell people.
When you play a prank on a work colleague by hiding his locker and act all innocent about knowing who did it or where it could be.
Then as soon as your back is turned someone can't help telling where the locker is hidden and end ups pulling a Jones
A cruel jones refers to a drug addiction. It is often used to compare a love interest to an addiction.
Baby, I've got a cruel jones for you. I just can't get enough. I need my daily fix.