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White man problems

When a guy has a less than average penis size.

Jimmy showed me his dick yesterday, he definitely has white man problems!

by The other cracker June 21, 2019


fourth world problem

The lowest of the world problems. When you are unable to afford the bare minimum (3rd world) so you find a way to obtain drugs to fight the pain of the way things have turned out.

Ex. The inability to stand due to use of drugs.

Thank God I'm not a homeless I don't think I could handle fourth world problems

by Auxie June 10, 2023


Thirst World Problems

Problems that are only experienced by people with an abundance of admirers and/or partners.

"That guy I was flirting with wants me - but he won't date polyamorous chicks." *Sulks*
"Oh honey you've got thirst world problems!"

by CiciMcGee May 29, 2021


Fat World Problems

Minor irritating things associated with being fat that seem trivial.

Jimmy: It sucks they closed my favorite buffet just because a few people got food poisioning. It was right between my home and work too.
Dave: Sounds like some serious fat world problems.

by Jinde Kush July 8, 2015


youtube problem

Addiction which causes non-stop browsing of YouTube, can be contagious.

1: He's been on the computer all day, why won't he stop?
2: He's got a serious YouTube problem.
1: Oh shit!
2: He gave it to Grandpa

by deadpool kills ignorance July 24, 2019


problem drinker

A person who uses alcohol to the fact that it causes issues such as a DUII, marital/relationship problems, difficulty on the job, or other negative consequences. They also may or may not be physically dependent/addicted to alcohol.

- “That club sucked ass last night. Hold on, I’mma be right back...”

- “Gurl, you see that? You seen that right now, right? She just got outta orientation!”
- “I mean, yeah, she a problem drinker. She needs Jesus.”

by bambï May 22, 2024


Wet Dick Problems

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme

"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."

by Hairlok September 6, 2022