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School

A less tortrous concentration camp

Rupert went to school, only to be tortured even more.

by Rachel June 06, 2004


School

A living fucking hell. The teachers are demons in disguise. The principal is fucking Satan. That's school for you.

Person 1: I love school!
Person 2: Get the fuck out of my house.

by quacker_ February 22, 2021


School

A place you go to make sure your youth doesn't get too interesting

Wanna do something else than going to school today?
Yeah, not really, i've been in school so much i'm not really comfortable doing anything else than been told what to do

by Janzord April 04, 2016


School

Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

Boy 1: Define school

Boy 2: Okay Six cruel hours of our lives
Boy 1: yes

by Myst3ry_Cat April 29, 2019


school

The prison that the government locks innocent children aged 4-18 in to deal with mental psychopaths they call teachers. They teach them how to be racist arrogant low-life fuckers that hate foreign countries, just how the government does

Kid: Mom can I go to a different school? My ass hurts from all the diarrhea I had in algebra yesterday
Mom: Ok, I'll have to sue the government and beat the fuck out of your principal
Dad: Deal with it son, it's just the first week, quit being a pussy

by Food in Africa ate the kids November 15, 2015


school

the boiler room of hell that gives the majority of people who go to it have physical, mental, and emotional pain and suffering. 70% of the fucking shit you learn there you end up forgetting, or it is something you will never need to use in the majority of your life. most of the food there is literally food from hell's trash can, or rotting dog shit. lets face it, school gives everybody who reads this definition pain and suffering until like 16 (bc u dont have to go to college) . i dont even know why I wrote all of this because the definition of school is just mental and emotion suffering

me: *gets beat up at school*
teachers: oh no! anyway *random shit you will never use in your life*

by johny fucking depp March 10, 2021


School

A shooting range for anyone who got the guts. (America)

Dude, I love this school they got the moving targets

by Monke with Waffle November 15, 2022