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I am scared to shit alone at night please help me
Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred
a statement used to show that you really want something, or someone.
Setting: Home
Characters: mom
teenager
Teenager: When can I get married?
Mom: How about 23 or 24?
Teenager:MOoom! I'll be an old
man by then.
Mom (rolls her eyes): 24 and that's final.
Teen: 19 or 20 or 21...please???
Mom: How about not?
Teen: Pretty pretty please with cherries on top???
Mom: Find yourself a girlfriend first.
Teen: That was a bad joke.
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Doing what you want , don't thinking about the results or judgments given by others. Comforting others seems not the best option in every time. So sometimes people likely doing things only for there sake and own comfort.
It sounds like little egoistic but if it doesn't do a lot harm to others , this sounds reasonable.
Mom : Don't laugh louder.
me : I do what I please.. It feels good for me.
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A popular HBO television series which lasted for three seasons, from 1998 to 2000. It featured comedic, albeit horrifying, medical mishaps as well as testimonies from those who endured them. Seasons 1 and 2 were hosted by Bill Cosby, whereas the final season was hosted by Steve-O. The producers have since moved on to the successful FOX programs "House" and "Bones."
Did you see last night's episode of Re-Attach My Balls Please!?
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A VERY iconic vine and it's lit
Can I PLEASE get a waffle!?!? Can I PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE get a waffle!!!!!!!!!
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When you get in a white van expecting candy
Man:your not going anywhere
Girl:please I want to go home
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A cute alliterative name for the butthole. The first part "poop pushing" coming from what the anus was made to do, the second part, "penis pleasing", coming from what we sometimes make it do. Hey.. don't knock it till you've tried it!
I fell asleep in the Chim Chim Chatroom and when I woke up my Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal was sore, and I smelled of baby oil.
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