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A nipple that is just bigger in diameter than those small fuckers. They're called cookie nipples because they are usually the size of a cookie.
While comparing nipple colour at my friends Halloween party, a contest which by they way, I won, I found out that my nipples were larger than those of my friends, who exclaimed: " Cookie Nipples!!"
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A person who has no idea what the hell he is talking about, but claims he is an expert in the subject. He talks down to others claiming he knows all, until he gets shut down hard.
Hi tech support? I am an IT professional and my internet doesn’t work! You better fix this NOW.
OK sir, are you using a static or dynamic IP address?
I don’t know what that means; just get my internet working ASAP!
OK, sir... you are an Ass Nipple!
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A familiar kind of dance, as pointed out by Richard Burton in the film "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf" A dance in which two people dance close enough to rub nipple together.
They like the way they move. Its a familiar kind of dance, monkey nipples. they both knows it.
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Really hairy nipples. They don't necessarily have to be afro-like, but it's just sounds funnier like that.
It really hurts when you get a titty-twister and you have afro nipples.
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Barely-visible or not visible nipples. Nipples that are very pale with little or no color.
DICK: man, i found out my girlfriend has ghost nipples i couldn't even find them at first
DURK: aww man ghost nipples are the worst
DICK: im gonna dump her tomorrow >.>
DURK: awww snaps,
DURK: Hey dick btw ,I think i might be gay
DICK: -RUNS AND HIDES BEHIND TREE-
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Nipples in which, when erect, assume the length and shape of a penis.
As I entered her room, she was shirtless. She turned around to reveal her penis nipples poking out like erect penises off of her chest.
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A penis so tiny that it could be mistaken for a third nipple.
Adam has a nipple penis.
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