Noah is a very attractive person that usually gets white girls. He is very charismatic and outgoing. He does have problems with his hair, he suffers from dandruff. Noah is also usually good at every video game.
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Noah smells like doodoo and he eats boogers. Not only that but he gets no girls. Also he will lose every battle against the greatest person ever named Spencer
Naoh: Oh god itβs Spencer
Spencer: Your about to get destroyed Noah
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Heβs is a smexy beast that will take your bitch from you with a click of his finger donβt get in his way heβs stronger than you think and any girl that rejects him will regret it in the future because of how smexy he is
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Noah is a gay loser thatβs literally half the size of me, he smokes weed and is dumb
Person1: hey you know who Noah is?
Person2: yeah heβs tiny and I heard he smokes weed
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A crusty cunt who enjoys recreating oral with popsicles. Will eat your ass and stab you at the same time. A low-life who plays fortnite while jackin off to the only girl gamer in the server. What an 11 year old flipping fates fucker
Don't be a Noah dude, you're better than that
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No-ah usually a coward with a small penis. Some Noahβs are good. But others are a weaker version of a Kyle or somebody who thinks theyβre better than everyone else.
βI heard Max has small penis. He must be a real Noah,β
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A simp or a furry and thats about it
1. Noah just fell for an egirl in lego city HEY!! build the furry patrol and burn the heretic! New Noah patrol from LEGO city
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