A quantity of food typically taken by a loved one who has refused any previous offer of food, but decides to snack on yours anyway.
"I didn't want any of the meals there, but his fries looked delicious, so I just helped myself to a girlfriend portion."
the rule that states your girlfriend always loves and misses you more than you do her.
"i love you most"
"um actually according to the girlfriend rulei love you more"
-“Have you seen Tylar’s girlfriend?”
-“No, why?”
-“Because she is low key thicc.”
Booty girlfriend - booty is an old-English term traditionally used by pirates to describe a haul, or treasure.
This term literally translates into “treasured girlfriend”.
Ken that wench I courted last week? Aye, I reckon she’s the booty girlfriend.
Something that is most likely not going to happen.
Mick dreamed of people saying "I know micks girlfriend"
The woman on the sideline ready to jump in the sheets during the week that your wife or girlfriend is on the rag. Similar to a Sancha or the other woman.
Man my girl's ragging again. Time to hit up the Redshirt girlfriend.
The chick you often have lunch with at school. And nope, she's not into you. She just happens to be stuck in the same class as you do.
Barney: I have like 5 lunchtime girlfriends.
Kim: Wtf? Are they blind?
Barney: No they have the same ENG101 as me and the class is off at 12:30. I tried asking them out on weekends, they just told me to f*** off.