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nobody knows what it means but it’s PROVOCATIVE it gets the people going
boy #1 damn she actually knows what the elbow thing is
boy #2 wait actually where did u find her does she have any friends
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When you and that special someone go out and have sex on that day /.\
Will you have a one thing with me?
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something tall vampire lady says when she’s made
*lady dimitrescu intensifies man thing*
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Well you know just what you do to me
The way you move soft and slippery
Cut the night just like a razor
Rarely talk and that's the danger
It's the one thing
You are my thing
You know your voice is a love song
It's a catcall from the past
There's no ice in your lover's walk
You don't look twice 'cause you move so fast
You've got a dozen men behind you
You've got dead flowers on the floor
You're too pretty in the daylight
It keeps them coming back for more
It’s The One Thing
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When your innocent but the dude hates on you anyway.
Mexican: Dude, why does Donald Trump always gotta make us look like bad guys.
American: I feel you bro. Don't worry, it has nothing to do with you, it's a Trump thing.
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Stranger Things is an American science fiction horror web television series created by the Duffer Brothers and released on Netflix. The twins serve as showrunners and are executive producers along with Shawn Levy and Dan Cohen. The series premiered on Netflix on July 15, 2016. Set in the 1980s in the fictional town of Hawkins, Indiana, the first season focuses on the investigation into the disappearance of a young boy amid supernatural events occurring around the town, including the appearance of a girl with psychokinetic abilities. The series stars an ensemble cast including Winona Ryder, David Harbour, Finn Wolfhard, Millie Bobby Brown, Gaten Matarazzo, Caleb McLaughlin, Noah Schnapp, Sadie Sink, Natalia Dyer, Charlie Heaton, Joe Keery, Cara Buono and Dacre Montgomery.
friend1- did you watch stranger things last night?
friend2- nah it looks shit
friend1- *kills friend 2*
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When you ask a guy if you look bad and he lies to make you feel better about your self (or to get out of trouble) even tho you look horrid.
Person: Do i look fat?
Guy:...er...No
Person: really?
Guy: You look totally hott:)
Person: Thanks:)
Later that day.....
Friend: Are you sure he didnt do "The Guy Thing"?
Person: Um...No...JERK!!!
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