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Coolest part of California just a little west of San Francisco. Home of the Hillsdale Knights!!!! Also home to the Aragon Dons (boo) and the San Mateo Bobcats (real creative guys). Also home to a bunch of middle schools, including Abbott, which even if you went there, you can agree sucked.
Half of the population of San Mateo think that they're super ghetto. Someone should inform them that they don't live in Oakland because nothing bad ever happens in this hood. We're super sheltered.
San Mateo is the coolest part of Bay Area! Repping 650!
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A wanna be asian whom submits to older white women. aka boy toy
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Little cutty cove on the northern pacific.
"We got our own slang
But everybody took it
Now we goin’ dumb down the Av drivin’ crooked"
"Hey, what would u say the best city on earth is?"
"I'd have to say San Francisco"
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A city 30 miles west of san francisco. home to the aragon dons.
San Mateo is da illest city in northern CALI
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SanFransexual (n)
A guy who will put on nail polish to go out dancing but won't spend an hour worrying about his hair; will wear dresses to bars, but will also fix your flat tire; will tell you what they're feeling, but will also bend you over a sawhorse.
i used to think i was bi, until i realized im just a sanfransexual.
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1. Having a very unique penis that all of the ladies love. 2. He have a Chuck Norris penis!
See that guy? He's got a Valvo San dick.
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Sans car is the single greatest vehicle ever invented by the human mind, sadly it hasn't been invented yet but scientists are just about to figure out how to
Man 1:hey dude look at my sweet SANS CAR
Man 2: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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