Hambled eggs

The best way to make scrambled eggs even tastier - by adding pieces of ham. Hambled eggs.

Scrambled eggs are so much better when you add ham and call them hambled eggs!

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Soggy Egg

When you are long dicking a bitch so good you feel like you ejaculate directly onto her ovaries.

I got so deep up in that hoe that I gave her a real good soggy egg.

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Cracking Eggs

Acting or speaking proactively in a manner that can draw scorn or offense.

Fred's drinking is getting out of control. I'm going to have to start cracking eggs around here.

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egg beaters

Testicles; used when a male is having intercourse with a female and his testicles are slapping against the female, making a distinct "slapping" sound. Derived from the term "beat cakes", another term for intercourse.

I had drunk sex last night with Alexis and she wanted it rough, and now my egg beaters are sore this morning.

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Chicken Egg

Pulling one testicle above your pantline. Enabling the testicle to be visible.

"Hey everyone look at my chicken egg!"

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beer egg

A giant shit which feels like laying an egg. Generally dropped the day after a massive night on the beer.

I feel awesome now I've had my beer egg.

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egg whammys

this is where you go at 4am to get some badass grand slams and eggs over my hamy's. aka dennys

bro fuck its 4am im fungry, dude lets hit up egg whammys get some hash browns. oh fo sho!

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