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The name for an autistic boy living on the third floor of an apartment complex who eats mayonnaise sandwiches and has no friends. Typically has a very large head and gets bullied by his peers. Additionally, this boy is a virgin and gets spanked by his mommy if he misbehaves.
That kid is such a park reject! What a fucking loser!
Finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you're going to on a crowded street, downtown district, somewhere a parking spot is hard / impossible to find.
To his credit, Homer, a friend of mine, first started this. Now we all do it.
OMG that Lexus just pulled out of the spot right next to the handicapped parking. Quick! *the driver parks the car*
Everyone in the car altogether says/sings: GLAMOUR PARKING!!! (you have to kind of sing it a little bit)
A title you give to a poor unsuspecting individual when they act on an event with little to or lack of fundamental reasoning or impossible amounts of irrationality that you question the extent of human intellect.
Oh my god. Stacey just took a big dump on the homeroom teacher's table. What a Nicholas Park thing to do.
similar to rock star parking, player parking is not limited to spots in front of a club or bar, but even the prime spot in front of the burrito place which allows you to keep an eye on your car while you are ordering/eating
I can leave my windows down and not worry about my shit gettin jacked because i got player parking
Random shanks that hang out at the malvern Park, usually small town hotties that peaked in highschool. Also known as dairy Queen hoes when they wander over to the DQ parking lot. Will be typically found skankin around at the party trying to lure an unsuspecting Colfor employee because of their superior manliness.
Holy hell dave saw 5 Park honeys on his walk today! Boy I'd love to get me a park honey after I leave the west inn tonight!
Here in Australia, an obscure but amusing term for vomiting, usually alcohol-induced.
Tony Greig to drunk yobbo: "If you park the tiger on my Giorgio Armanis your arse is grass... now fuck orf!"
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