Pen Moocher

A pen moocher is someone who begs for pens from somebody who had just bought a new pack of pens even though they don't really need one at the moment.

Katherine: I had to buy some more pens since I keep losing them at home somehow.
Liz: Can I have one?
Katherine: Do you really need one?
Liz: I might.
Katherine: What happened to the pen I gave you two days ago?
Liz: This one might be better though
Katherine: Such a pen moocher

Licking Someones Pig Pen

Cunnilingus

A: Whats rosie doing over there?
B: She's just licking someones pig pen

Pen Chewer

A pen chewer is a fetish on the rise. Many young and troubled girls with boyfriend issues as well go through a pen chewer with phase. The fetish is closely related to that of the tentacle fetish. The idea of a pen turns them on so but they want to just bite it and let all the ink out. These victims of this fetish suffer from Snapchat disorder, actually classified as a phobia sufferers tend to get noticeably angry when people don’t snap back. A pen chewer is a fetish that shouldn’t really exist yet it does.

Grant: Peri is a pen Chewer
Carson: ew wtf

Jen Pen

She is a pen which is a big fan of FNF. She likes the Spooky Kids, Skid and Pump. A bit more than others.

"Jen Pen is epic gamer"

pen is

the pen in the is

you got a big pen is

pen is

M Y P E N I S B I G

M Y PEN IS B I G I T S M A S S I V E

Pen is

Your pen is what?

P1: my pen is
(Silence)
P2: your pen is what?