a pair of boobs that are enormously big, but aren't the kind you would enjoy. Often associated with Pancake Nipples.
"Damn! That girl's got some 'Phat Titties'! Ewww!"
The most delicious, freshest and juiciest customisable burgers in the UK. By far better than Five Guys from a mile.
To go to or to meet up with someone
I'm going to the beach cruise phat
Phat Colin is the ultimate being of the universe. His speciality is creating vast amounts of amazing food. Hiding amount the humans in his human form he always takes four people to become his right hand, left hand, right leg, and left leg man. He has been through out many points in history like becoming a pharoh, a Mongolian warlord, and one of the biggest mafia bosses in history. Phat Colin now resides as a stoner high school kid with no respect for the system.
Person 1: Have you heard the word of Phat Colin?
Person 2: Of course I have.
"Phat shotty that lad." One of the most heard statements in Grimsby and surrounding areas. The statement refers to the amount of cannabis that the said person smokes through a plastic bong (usually made of a plastic bottle). There are many variations of the word that begins the dtatemeny, here is a list of words that go from the smallest amount of cannabis to the largest.
"Backy shotty that lad." Just tabbaco
"Shady shotty that lad." Not alot of cannabis
"Alright shotty that lad." Average serving of cannabis
"Phat shotty that lad." Lots of cannabis
"Norty shotty that lad." Couldn't possibly fit anymore cannabis in the shotty pipe.
*recieves shotty* "sound lad." *Smokes shotty* *coughs* "Phat shotty that lad."