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When getting oral sex from a girl or a guy, right before ejaculation, pull out and ejaculate in her/his eye. When she or he stands up while still being blinded in one eye, kick her/him in the opposite shin.
Girl: "Hey Janet! What's with the black eye? And why on earth are you limping?"
Janet: "Steve did the wobbly pirate on me last night."
Girl: "Oh, that Steve."
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A meal composed entirely of meat and food rich in protein. Created to give pirates their energy during their plundering. It was usually packed for portable consumption, hence the Lunchbox part. Is now used to refer to a lunchbox for kids that don't like vegetables.
Mom: Billy, I've packed you celery sticks and peanut butter for lunch.
Billy: Aww, I wanted a Pirate's Lunchbox.
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After a girl gives you a blow job, you cum in her eye and when she puts her hand over her eye like an eye patch you stomp on her foot. She is then screaming, hopping around holding her one foot up with one hand over eye, looking like a screaming pirate.
After the costume party I gave that bitch a screaming pirate!
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A cool refreshing drink made on the rocks with Captain Morgan Rum, Tonic, and a zesty lemmon wedge.
One isn't necessarily a queer if they order up nice tall "Queer Pirate" at the most popular club in town.
"Bartender! If you fix me up with a Queer Pirate i'll push my stool in before I leave".
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a drink only in maine one part un-spiced rum, 2 part arizona ice tea, and slice of lime
dude at the party, he made desert pirate it was like candy
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A labia tattoo you didn't know was there! A tattoo on a womans vaginal area.
I went down on Betty and found out she has a Pirate Pussy!
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pick up line used on woman or men(i don't judge).
"wanna play pirate" "whats that" "we go under the sheets and find the booty"
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