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proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.
See George 'dubya' Bush
"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"
Adj.Botanical term referring to the inability of predominantly urban people to distinguish common plants.
V. The inability to see or notice the plants in one's own environment.
Coined in 1998 by Wandersee and Schlusser
Many people don't know they have plant blindness
An increasing number of people in the city are plant blind.
Many people are plant blind to the trees in the park.
Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.
• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”
A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation
The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.
When one puts a slice of bread on the ground and then takes a picture of it. It would be preferable if the bread slice was actually halfway into the ground for the picture.
Hey check out this Instagram of my bread planting.
A scam which is popular in the Philippines. It is basically a scam that you put bullets in bags of people in the airport so that the victim will be arrested because security saw it.
Scammers were bullet planting in Suvarnabhumi Airport, Thailand.
Made of water, wood, mud, grass and worms this potion creates a large toilet in your back garden. It will eat you if you do not give enough worms. Made by two 6 year olds in 201
" Hey look i made a toilet plants!"