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Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, who goes by Post Malone (also known as Posty,Water Melon,Post-it Malone,Tattoo man,Bud Light King,etc) is a American Rapper,Songwriter and Record Producer. Every Song he makes is a different style and you can never expect what type of song he's gonna make next. He has more tattoos on him then the amount of money that you will ever make in your life.He has also mastered the art of looking homeless and being rich at the same time.

Guy 1 - "I want to be like Post Malone but I don't want to look homeless!
Guy 2 - "Wow."

by LMxHorizon October 28, 2020

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post-hiatus

the era of Phish that began with the conclusion of their hiatus (10/00 - 12/02) and ended at Coventry (8/04).

Post-hiatus was nothing but misguided jam after misguided jam. The lyrics and composed parts were haggard at best. A phucking phlub phest pho sho.

by Col. Forbin November 24, 2005

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Scratching Post

During rough sex when the girl scratches the hell out of a mans back he is the scratching post.

Dude Mary made me her scratching post last night!

by swimmer2011 January 16, 2010

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Lamp Post

Someone who is extremely tall, usually a boy.

Friend Josh: "Wow, you see that really tall boy over there?"
Friend Rose: "Yeah, that's Julian! He's such a lamp post."

by roseissocoolomg March 25, 2017

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Post-Bromanticism

(Part 2 of 2)

The Post-Bromantics lead a life of social intellectual camaraderie; spending their time discussing topics such as the existence of God, the beauty of women, and the inebriating factors of God's gift to man. Traits of Post-Bromantics very closely resemble those of metrosexuals in the sense of style of dress, manner of behavior, and linguistic and epistemological tact. Centered on the belief is to determine life's universal truths as experienced through each other. With unwavering loyalty and jocular chauvinism, they revolutionize the idea of friendship through a philosophically social approach to life.

Post-Bro:
-mantically
-mantic

Jesus Camp? Have I heard of Jesus camp? Of course I have! We totally Post-Brolated (the verb from of Post-Bromanticism) the hell out of that movie! We discussed and laughed about it for over an hour!

by NymphOrgJustice November 7, 2009

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Post-Twink

Similar to a twink, but not so jail-baity, more mature, more filled out.

The Jonas Brothers are on their way to post-twinkdom! Hubba hubba!

by rjrjr17 May 21, 2011

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post-christian

A person who attempts to preserve a non-theological version of the God of Christianity. Basically, a person who wants to be a "good person" without all of the crap and melodrama usually associated with religion.

Person 1: Hey dude. Are you an agnostic or something? I see you're not into the church thing anymore.

Person 2: I'm a little wiser now. I'm a post-christian.

by Jaime G May 15, 2008

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