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When you challenge yourself to eat as much food as humanly possible as a source of pride and love for your country. It usually ends up in stomach aches, strokes, and terrible shits
Ted: So, I was pride eating three pounds of pancakes last night
Andy: Why?
Ted: CAUSE I'M A FUCKIN' PATRIOT... ANDY
is used as a term for a bunch of middle aged men and woman who sit in their driveways and consume large amounts of alcohol no matter what the weather is snowstorms, tornadoes, rain, and sunshine that does not deter their habits.
I’m going to find some of my neighbors and get our Maxwell pride on
Similar to Stealing Valor by impersonating a member of the armed service.
“My partner will be here any minute.”
“What?! You’re a straight man! That’s Stolen Pride!”
Pride Drilling is when two men engage in anal sex, specifically during the month of June.
Dude, it's June! You down for some Pride Drilling??
When anyone admits to something that would be classified as “gay”.
The best way to counter a pride moment is to listen heavily to Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin.
“You like Britney Spears? Bro, you’re a straight man! Are you having a pride moment?”
“Two straight men working out together?”
“#Pridemoment.”
“Why are you standing around and doing nothing? Are you having a pride moment, Andy?”
Canadian English - collective noun
Canada has indigenous rhinoceros, that although rare, are increasing in number and presently have been spotted in all Canadian provinces and territories.
On rare occasions when two or more Rhinos gather, the group is refered to in Canada as a pride of Rhinos. It is not clear if the term pride was attributed to them because of their pride in being Canadians or because when they gather they have such a "damm good gay time". Prides of Rhinos are often active in the month of June as they celebrate the arrival of summer by joining in pride parades.
Alternatively they are also referred to as a party. A party of Rhinos is commonly a pride of Rhinos planning how they can have fun when a federal election is called.
The pride of Rhinos gathered for a beer until someone yelled, "an election has been called", the gathering then became a party.
rise and shine it's time for lesbians to take over your entire for you page, all the company's (except skittles, skittles is skittles) to make their logos rainbow and not actually listen to any gays (except some) and the straights to complain about how the military doesn't get a month (the military gets two months and many days) and how they don't have a month (they didn't fight for their rights)
Lesbian: It's pride month! Every lesbian follow me I'll follow you back!
Bi: Am I apart of the Lesbian apocalypse?
Lesbian: No
Straight: Why don't straights get a month!!
Gay: You didn't fight for your rights fnaf floor tiles
Straights: well why don't the military get a month!
Someone in the Military: We do get a month
Big Company: Look! We made our logo rainbow we're so supportive!
Skittles: We got rid of colors so the gay's rainbow can shine brighter than ours!
North Face: We got a drag queen!
Gays: Yeah!
Homophobes: I'm never buying from North Face again!
Trans people: Follow me if you're under the trans umbrella!
Agenders: yeah!
Non-Binarys: Yeah!
Demigenders: yeah!
Genderfluids: Yeah!
Lesbian: I can't follow anyone else it says I'm following too fast :(
Other Lesbian: Same!!
This is chaos.