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Guitarist for My Chemical Romance and the only band member who isn't married to an extremely pretty woman. Fangirls should take advantage of this.
MCR Fan Girl 1-OMG I LOVE MCR. TOO BAD THEY'RE ALL TAKEN *cries*
MCR Fan Girl 2- But wait! The hot guitarist is still single!
MCR Fan Girl 1- OMG! *stalks Ray Toro*
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One of the best three-point shooters in the NBA. Unfortunately isn't getting much done on the poor Supersonics, who probably won't see another title for 5 years or so.
"Ray Allen shoots the J from 30 feet..."
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The only other word in the english language even worth mentioning that begins with the letter "X", besides xylophone. "X" is truly the gayest of the letters.
Teacher: Hey kids! What word begins with the letter "X"?
Kids: What the fuck do you think, moron? Fucking X-Ray and Xylophone, bitch!
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to be racist in 30 minutes or less
Rachael Ray was a Racial Ray on 30 minute meals
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ray allen is a gross basketball player who only stays outside the ring and is scared of going past the three-point line. His inability to layup or dunk represents why he shall never become a great nba player.
ray allen failure
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nounSomeone who you wouldn't expect to cook something, but then cooks something!
verbThe action of attempting to cook something that is out of your league.
Mother: heres your dinner mikey
Mikey: Mom what is this, you dont know how to make this. Quit Rachael raying.
Dylan: Where's my pbj?
Mike: Hold on im trying to cut it in circles to make it look more appetizing.
Dylan: Dude who are you kidding your not Rachael Ray.
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a sunglass brand that's on the fashionable and affordable side. They have become popular over the years. Almost everyone wears them these days. They are sold at Sunglass Hut and Holt Renfrew. These Italian made sunglasses are worth owning since they are well made and last years and years.
guy: "avoid the dollar store. Buy real Wayfarers from Ray-Ban!"
guy 2: "They are well made I take it?"
guy: "For a $150-$250 price range I would have to say they are!"
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