Rural Dictionary

How off can a lime really be

“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad

"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"

by TC&YAS May 10, 2022

Really?

That moment when your Bf/Gf says he prefers 420 over 69

Nobody:
You: I love 69
Your Bf/Gf: I prefer 420
You: Let's break up

Your Bf/Gf: no
You: Really?

by lixie's egg May 17, 2019

Really

REALLY! You gotta step outside yourselves for a second and think about how bizzare this is for me to watch. Like... LITERALLY EVERYONE I have spoken positively of, praised, or referenced has been gone after. I mean, pick a name out of the hat.

Hym "Really, is that not weird to anyone but me? I know I'm not the only person seeing it! Do you not see the thing? The thing that is actively happening? I mean... Some of you have been aware of my existence for a while now and you DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO BE YOU and NOW IT'S YOU and you sit there, dumbfounded, like 'WhAt CoUlD pOsSiBlY bE hApPeNiNg!?' THE THING I TOLD YOU WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, MOTHERFUCKER! THAT! How do you reconcile your treatment of me with the thing that is actively happening to you now? What do you have to say for yourselves?"

Dr. JeepJorp "Well, I'm just doing to sit here and pretend Hym wasn't rught all along because I have decided to and have committed to being a bitch about all this."

Hym "Yeah, yeah we all know what you're going to do about it... NOT THE THING THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. You're going to try to weasel your way out of it because that's what you always do and then you're going to be in the same situation you're in now. Looking like an idiot. You AND everyone who ignored me. Fucking stupid. You look stupid."

by Hym Iam August 26, 2023