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A City Redneck is a person who lives in the city but refuses to be trapped inside an office, wearing a shirt and tie, instead, they spend their days outside, working hard or LIVING THE WAY THEY WANT TO
I am a City Redneck.
When one consumes alcohol and molests a piece of taxidermy.
The Lonely Redneck has had no luck with the ladies tonight, and he's way too drunk to catch anything that is alive...
A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.
The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues.
When people ( girls in particular) attempt to
Curl their uncurly hair though the use of many gell products. However, this process is ineffective and does not make those with straight hair, curly. This is commonly seen among many redneck and lazy girls.
Girls with uncurly hair who put lots
Of gell products in their hair repeatedly to make
It "seem" curly. It will not turn out curly but only " Redneck scrunch"
Casting aside all preconceived prejudices for fellow human beings to come together as a race to ban against intergalactic species. In the absence of said species, all prejudices conveniently return to the human race.
Two people are arguing at a stop light about the others road rage. An intergalactic space craft lands in the middle of the road. Suddenly, the humans ban against the outside specie and put all differences aside. These people are said to be intergalactic rednecks, or suffer from intergalactic redneckism.
a beer disguised in a koozie so only the aluminum top shows, allowing the drinker to fool others into thinking it is a regular soda.
"Hey John, hand me another redneck soda!"