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A disease of the digestive system that causes you to rush madly about for extended periods.
If I have a bout of Montezooma's revenge, I watch Zoom on PBS Kids to make the feverishly-compulsive leg-work seem less boring and tiring.
when you dont jerk it off for a long time and it cums in sleep
When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.
Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
A Simp that will do anything for a woman(hoe) that doesn’t care about them, basically she is playing mind games
Simp revenge is a man who has seek revenge *Emotionally not physically* missed opportunities for a female he had once cared about. Basically what I’m saying here is that bitch missed out, that simp had great thoughts in his mind that could have made him very successful with this hoe. But you guys know hoes will be hoes
Simp revenge is a man who has seek revenge *Emotionally not physically* missed opportunities for a female he had once cared about. Basically what I’m saying here is that bitch missed out, that simp had great thoughts in his mind that could have made him very successful with this hoe. But you guys know hoes will be hoes. We can’t find Captain save a hoe😂
The sexual act of a man having his partner tie him to a fixed pole, then repeatedly whip him as he tries to hum the entire Pirates of the Caribbean theme song. This continues until the man successfully hums the song without a note being off key.
I still have rope burns from taking Queen Anne's Revenge from that thot I hooked up with last night.
when you get out of a relationship and workout to get a "hot body", because deep down inside you know you want to pull that person back to you, but you say it's because now all of a sudden you wanna be healthy.
khloe got some revenge abs to impress tristan, sadly he's impressed by other things these days
Being queer for the sole purpose of getting back at someone.
Dam this guy I knew in college fucked his ex gfs new boyfriend to get back at her!! He’s not gay but he did it for revenge, he’s revenge queer.