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Valley Robotics Academy

A school for smart, crazy, talented people.

Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Only the best school around, Valley Robotics Academy!

by Blue_screen_of_death November 22, 2021


bitch-you-the-robot

An exclamation made when you are not a robot, and the computer who asked you the question is.

You thought you could fool me, Bitch-you-the-robot!

by jjjmmmsss February 15, 2023


George's Super Robotic Body

Named after invincible super human. Only a handful have tried his strength and I am one of them. so I pass this message on. Pray and think that you will never be as good as he is. Therefore, consider using these words only for the most pressing. He comes from the birthplace of the Liberec gods. (Jiřího Super Robotické Tělo) in language of gods

„You are so good. You must have The George's Super Robotic Body?“

by Liberec god no. 1 November 28, 2021


ryo asuka robot

Ryo Asuka As devilsman robot A very good example of a Telegram Group management bot which is made by Aryza.
It is basically a modular Telegram Python bot running on python3 with a sqlalchemy, mongo, redis, postgress sql and mysql database and an entirely themed persona to make Ryo asuka suitable for Anime and Manga group chats.

The bot also has a jealousy feature which causes others to shitpost about the bot and bot themed of satanic.

Person 1: Hey are there any bots which are very good but are insanely with a lot of features?
Person 2: Ever heard of Ryo Asuka Robot
Person 1: Ah that bot that's op i will make it as admin and also that bot has a lot features

by Aryza December 26, 2022


robot moonjuice

A very iconic and sexy half goat half human hybrid, known for his uniqueness, nerve and talent. Usually found in the center of the dance floor manipulating the BPM with his body. When not on the dance floor FUCKING IT ALL THE WAY UP this magical beast can be found in bed sleeping in his natural habitat. When hungry it is best to stay away as studies have shown him to be incredibly violent and rude if not feed.

Robot MoonJuice is so sexy I would give up my first born just to sit need to him while he reads a picture books.

by Robotmoonjuice November 23, 2021


dancing Michael Robot

Dancing Michael Robot is when you lose your sanity after not having a successful orgasm in a while. The term itself derives from the "dance Michael Robot" lyric from Getter Jaani's song "Dance Michael".

Alizée: What has gotten into Rainer? He's been acting so irrational for the past week!
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.

by MissSaikou October 14, 2021


Robotting

When someone's voice becomes incredibly distorted or glitchy over an internet videocall platform due to a poor internet connection. Similar to someone "breaking up" over the phone. This often happens over audio-centric communication platforms such as Discord, or in video game chat in general.

In a CSGO Game
Player 1 (with bad internet): Rotating now. I̴͍͈̙̲͉͍͇͖̔̄͗̈́̃̽͐̈́͂̈́̐͘͝'̵̣̭̎̓͊̔̇̔̈́̕͘͝ͅm̶̩͕̳̐̑̒̎̍̈́͛́̋̔̅͛́ ̶̛̰̻̥͓̭͈͙̳͚͚̞̦̱̬̣̃̌̃̈́̌̓̒̿̏̆̇̿̿͠h ̢͚̯̪͔̾̈͗̒̀̆̾̉̂̓̔̄͝e̶̡͇̞̬͓̔̅̄̀̒́̿̀͘a ̲̟̟̝̩̝͓͎̙͓̗͍͑͑͊͝ͅḑ̴͙̥̙̭̖̦̜̔͊͑͜͠͠i ̨̧͔͍̖̞̰̮̦̇̈́͊̐̌͒͌̚̚̕ņ̶̳̞̥͔̪͙̰̬̮̲͉̞͓͋̄͗g ̧̮͍̼͓̐̀̈́̌̅̃̅̄̎͐̀͘ ̵͔͙͐͂̀̋̈́͆̀̊̐͑̓͂̓̆̂t ̨͔͔͔͇̀́̕͝ơ̵̻̩̯͎̺͓͙̘̽̅̈́̀̽͊̍̈̈́̿̿͋͜͝ͅ ̶̧̝̟͖̠̝̖̥̱͐̀͑̿͒̀̚͜ͅp̶̖͉͖̘͋̍̀̅̇̈́̔̿̾̈́͗̎̈́͋l ̛̪͍̻̣̓̀̽̊̐͋̊͝a ̡̬͉̅̈́̋n̵̛̝̞̱̂̆̊̈́̾͆͆͆͊̓͌̕t ̨̛͍͖̈́̓̔́̑͑̊̕̚ͅ ̛͓̮̯̽̇̊̅͆̉͆͆͛̎̕͠ō̴̹̝͔̺̟͍̣͚̦̼̩n̴͈̺̪̤͓̬̻̞̰̫͂͌͊ͅ ̟͚̳̬̭̯̫͓̤̪̎̍̃͊͊̔̔̐̀̇̑̎͜B ̡̡͙̥̳̤͉͕͚͇̥̥̇̉̍͋̋̉̄͊̅̈́͗̾̕͜͝͠ͅ ̶̛̦̦̯͕̺͇̠͗͜͝s ̡͉̖̘̱̤̱̫͇̤͕̙͎͛̓͋̄̎̅͒̕͜i ̹̔̾̾̔̿̄̅̈́͋̉͑̔̌̚̕͜ţ̶̤͔̜͍̈́͒̈̽̓̐̌̔̎͂̃͋e ̦̫̲͊̄͑͆̈́̉͌͆̕̚,̴̛̛̩̯̂̃̑̿͛̾̃̑̃̿̓̏͘ͅ ̛̞̭̪̬̈́͐̀͆̊̈ͅs̴̺̖̹̜̦͚͔̱͈̟̠̳̄̏̅̊̐̅̑̄̀̅̕͜ͅo̶̪̭̒͊̏͌̈́͑́͊̈́̈́m̴͕̱͛̿è̴̡̡̡̺͈͎̜̠̞͎̀̈̓̒̊̕͝͝͝ͅo̶̘̩̲̤͐̈́́̒̍̒̓̏͆͐͗̇̽͠n ̢̛̉̃͆͋͜͠e̵̞̩̱̰͕̤̩͂̏̀͐̊̃͘̚- ̧̮̤̟̤͖͙̩͇̗̭̠̺̋͐̀̋̋͝ͅ- ̻͎̹̲̙̳̤̭͂͝ơ̴̢̨͚͙̩͖̜̋̏̀̎͆n ̨̢̢̡̼̞̹͕̮̝̜͙̣̈͊̄̆͘͜ͅ-̵̦̾̑́̅͘̕͜͝- ̛̛̞̖̮̥̭̫͙̞́̏̓̃̿̚͝t ̧̘͋̒̂͋̄w ̨̨̱̘̯͚̜̬̥̗̲͋̔͋o̵̢̙͉͕̫͕̰̟̠̙̳̗̹͂̑̾̈́̓͗͒̅̾̓̀̚̕̚̕ ̴̡͖̥̩̩͙͓͇̃͐́͐́͊̑̏͆̇̚̚͘͝͝ͅṕ̵̧̢̛͚̠͕̩͕̀̆͆̋̏̅͋͠e ̨̻̲͛͗̋̓̄̉̍̈̓̒͠o ͔͈̾̄̇̈͝p ̢̦̭̠͔̪͈͔͕̫͇̰̂̄̐͂̍̀̿̍̌͝ļ̵̧̻͓̼̠̣̰̫̯̱͍̠̩̉̾͘͝e̶̛̛̻͖͚͔̤̽̍́̾̑̋̄̾̈́͗̅̍-̴̛̳̤̗̫̟̣̣̹̬̰̙̱̝̫̱͐̋̀-̶̛͈̰̖̙͉̻̼́͌̾͒̉̀͝b ̨͍͈̞͉͔͎͐̋́̏́̉̏̓̀̈̏̌̆͝e̶̢̖̹̬͎̠̘̱̭̖̪̅͋́̌̐̾͋̽̅ͅf̵̡̛͓̦̘̗͌̆͌̈͒o ̻̺̩̂̓̊͂̍̄̈́͂̀̓r ̜̜̈́̾̉̀͗̈́̆͗̐̽̓è̶̛̳͎̳̜̹̳̹̻̥̠̀͐͂͂̐̈́̃̈́́͐͝ ̵̨̺̙̘̘̫͖̹̼̳̱̅̑́̓̂͋̿̎̽̏̈́̆͝͝Î̵̧̦̳̼̪͕̠̻͎̓̓̑̚-̶̠͚̹͚̍-̶̢͙͈̙̠̤̳͋͊̉̍̑͐̑̀̈́̊͘͘͝t̴̨̰͒̔̋̒̚ḧ̴̡̢̧̢̠̼̻̮̗̝̟̽̋̂̈́̈ȩ̴̯̜͚̱͚͕̯̦̻͎̑͐̊͒̆̚͘͝ͅͅn ̻̫̂͒͌́͐̕. ̼̲̖͉̜͑̋̓̌̾̐̓͑̚͝

Player 2: Uhm... you're robotting pretty hard dude. I can't understand you.

by wordier February 22, 2021