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A self deprecating chef from Lancaster, Pa who truly ain’t shit. He kinda cooks good food tho. He’s completely disassociated and has a hard time holding even simplest conversations with the people he used to call his friends.
Yo! Are you okay? You’re being a complete Russell rn.
That absolute chad from Up. He can yeet trees with a simple flick of the wrist. Some people may have wrote other definitions of people named Russell, but we all know who the real Russell is. He can and will single handed bring back the dinosaurs just so he can beat the shit out of them. He is about 9'7 and 450 lbs
Holy shit Russell is coming right for us!
Well were gonna die might as well fuck.
Yeah you right!
*intense sex*
Stupid fag retarded bitch synynom of down syndrome needs to wear glasses lips look like he drinks toilet water opposite of most definitions on here annoying doesnt know how to shut up unfunny stupid hated by everyone in the class idc if u dislike this
person 1: Russell has down syndrome.
Person 2: no shit! Sherlock.
pirate sea otter from HTF(short for happy tree friends), originally named Russell the pirate
Me: I can’t believe I wasted time on writing a description on Russell from HTF that probably won’t even get seen and will make future me cringe
Russell is an okay peron but he says hi and complains if you cant hear him like get over it buddy 🙄, he likes to wait for lunch all day. Hes fine sometimes tho
Russell is such a fatty (only kidding)
Russell is a man who can never get a god roll on Falling Guillotine. Don't let his huge cock fool you, he's but a shy femboy with a round, spankable ass. He may be quiet in the sheets but if you play Deep Stone Crypt with him, motherfucker is going to be screaming like a rape victim.
"Did you hear about Russell cheating on Eric with AverageArtistNate?"-Bitches
He's the bestest friend you could ever ask for. He never let's people down and he always knows how to make you feel better. He's loyal and pours all of his effort into the things he wants. He strives to be the best he can be everyday and he never gives up. He's been through a lot but he never let's that get in the way of achieving his goals. When he wants something he goes for it and he never stops fighting until he's got it. He's a pretty dope guy.
"Some day I wanna be just like Russell."
"Yeah, he's quite something."