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hand job cuz its the same movement when your actually shakin the salt shaker over your potatos
she gave me a cold salt shaker last nite
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cock blocker
grittin' on you so hard it's like rubbing salt in your wounds
I was talking to Donnie and this ugly girl was salt shaking on me
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When a female gets turned-off sexually
*Conversation between guy and girl is getting heated*
Guy: brb gotta take a shit
Girl: DUDE! You're totally salting the snail
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A white person's sweat balls. Red af and salty.
Hey Chad, how's your...salted tomato doing? Just make sure you aren't making a caprese salad.
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Sodium chloride and a sack.
Brandon:Dude we should do a B & E.
Nigel:Not yet you Salt Sack.
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when someone doesn't wear socks but knows they are doing physical activity for multiple hours of the day.
he forgot to wear socks he's such a fucking salt lamp
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Projectile sperm, usually aimed at someone or something.
She didn't want to swallow so I launched a volley of salt rockets square at her mug.
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