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Waiting for the perfect moment before you climax, then dick slapping her in the face. If ones right it leaves behind a trail of slime like slapping someone with a eel.
Person 1: I fucking my girl and I was like "hold on babe I amount to cum." I pulled out and did an eel slap on her face.
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To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
The wiping of ones sweaty privates and smacking an unsuspecting individual across the face.
That bitch pissed me off so bad i gave her the salty slap.
The slap Samuel L Jackson gives his daughter in the movie Lakeview terrace. It also looks Very very painful
KiD: Dont talk back to that guy he'll Slj slap you
Where A Man And A Women Have Intercourse And After The Man Takes The Women’s Hand And Starts High-Fiving And Dabbing Her Up Like A G.
Molly And I Will Slap And Dab Today.
The act of applying peanut butter to your hand, and slapping someone across the face. It is most effective when performed on someone with a mild peanut allergy.
Person #1: He's such a jerk, next time I see him it's jiffy slap time.
Person #2: Use chunky, smooth just wont cut it.
1) if you violate you will get violated
2) if you clart a neck your neck will get clarted
3) trims neck slaps can only last 1 week after the trim.
Your gettin a neck slap
Like ur cut g