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When Taylor Swift releases a new album or single, and happily married individuals begin to question their happiness in their relationship.
Oh shit, T Swift just put out a new song. The happy wives are going to start feeling Swift-y for awhile.
When your being fucked in the ass, and you don't even know it.
Dude hes cheating on you, your getting swift dicked and you dont even know it.
It means stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are acvf talor swift
Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.
Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!
When you talk about people behind their back;make songs about everyone you've ever dated and broke up with; if you are a scaley, cold blooded, slithery snake
Man I told Jessie about how I was cheating on jake and turned out she was pulling a T Swift on me!
Unreasonable actions based on a troubled childhood and possible bipolar disorder. Can manifest itself during interactions both online and in person. Often confused with passion for a cause, but ultimately ends in self destruction.
Wow! Didn't see that coming, that guy had a total Swift-fit!
where your roughly fucking taylor swift
I went rough swift last night