Sad farts

When you are feeling so sad that you can’t/don’t even fart.

Person 1: what is up with frank
Person 2: he looks really upset, he must have a case of the sad farts
Person 1: damn

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Sad Cow

A Sad Cow is a drink made with Tequila, Jägermeister, and Bailey's Irish Cream. It tastes of existential sadness and has an aftertaste reminiscent of huffing permanent marker.

It's your 21st birthday? Bartender, we'll have one Sad Cow please.

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Sad Steven

Sad Steven - when a guy is inherently lonely & horny af, but can’t get laid. So he cries. He cries a lot, and uses the tears as lubrication while he masturbates about his loneliness.

Man! I’m feeling a little down, but have a mild chubbier. Time for a Sad Steven.

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Sad Nut

When you here something or see something saddening and proceed to ejaculation.

I was jacking off in the bathroom when I heard my parents say I was a disappointment, that was the worst Sad Nut of my life.

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sad juice

Sad juice: a disrespectful ass juice stoody hoes will drug yo depressed ass with to gain yo weak ass trust

Brokedhartedassnigga: broo I miss her. Why did she break my heart? How could she do this to me?

Seniorboyicy: shut you goofy ass up aint no one told you to go chuggin that bitches sad juice lonely ass nigga lmaoo

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Sad tims

A stupid/sarcastic way of saying "sad times"

Person1: so my neighbour's brother's friend's cat died yesterday
Person 2: sad tims

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Soccer sad

The feeling of disappointment and wounded national pride after a World Cup loss

My friend Sergio was soccer sad at Italy's disappointing tie with New Zealand.

Hans was soccer sad all day after Serbia defeated Germany.

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