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Best.friend.ever. One of the best people I've ever met and even will see the minion movie with me😉 she's a gorgeous girl and is honestly amazing. Whenever I'm sad,she's there for me. Whenever I'm happy,she's there to be happy with me. Whenever I succeed in something,she's always there to celebrate with me. We've been friends since last June and has stuck me since then and always will. We will spend every chance we get together and will never chat shit no matter what happened. My bestf nickname is salmon so thats why I used the word salmon,her name is samanta 💪
Me: my mum said u can come over
Salmon: on my way.
“Anakin Skywalker gives that rapey face in episode II, but Luke Skywalker is bare salmon”
When a bus or train is packed beyond intended capacity (just sardines) but there's clearly space that the dickheads in the back just aren't taking. Also called being a "sardine in a school of salmon"
I'm a sardine in salmon right now bro, move back, I'm suffocating over here.
You stick the tip of your dick in a stinky ass vagina and then she sucks the 'dip' off until you give her that sweet sweet queso..
We had chips and salsa but she was begging for the salmon dip.
A type a dog, usually black, that specifically has the name Sammee. That never shuts his mouth and loves barking. The place where usually a dog's checks are have being replaced by salmon like flaps.
"SHUT YOUR SALMON FLAPS YOU MUTT!"
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"That dog won't be quite" person 1
"Yeah he loves running his salmon flaps" person 2
The Miami Beach custom of skinny dipping, rolling around in the sand, and chasing unsuspecting beachgoers fully erect.
"Last night was pretty wild. Titus pulled a Breaded Salmon on a few middle schoolers."
When a woman from Alaska has a remarkable posterior.
Yeah Alaska was great, I got some Salmon Cake while I was there.