When someone who is tall scrawny and a wimp is the angriest thing ever losing in a video game .
Omg darren you are such a salty noodle
The ting-ting of any sea-dwelling creature.
Whale: "Gah, I broke my salty kleeman!"
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When a girl takes her glass eye out and a guy sticks his dick in her eye socket.
I was making out with this girl and she asked me to give her a salty ribeye.
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A person who holds no Bitcoin.
Also applicable to other valuable altcoins.
"Man, there were some Salty Rubens there tonight"
"So then he started acting like a Salty Ruben when I brought up the latest rally"
"Check out this forum post... What a Salty Ruben!"
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1:self explanatory
2: someone who is being a sour puss, dickhead or r-tard.
3: someone who needs a douche
"Dont Be Such A Salty Vag"
"I wasn't expecting to have salty crackers with that pussy meat!"
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1. A love interest. 2. A hot girl. (source: Bondi Hipsters)
"You can't go round Bondi chasing salty snacks all day."
"I heard you have a new Delicious salty snack"
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you lay on your side and extend your leg up in the air and the girl fingers your butt, licks your balls and wanks the shaft
Casey laid on his side as Michelle gave him a salty banjo.
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