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The three foot smoking apparatus that people have, comes in may colors or varieties, often in green or blue. Master of filtration
What do you do when Samuel L. Jackson enters the room?
Hang up the phone and hit him as hard as you can and hope he fucks you up.
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French high school in the Gloucester/Vanier area of Ottawa, Ontario. Population of Arabs and African/Haitiens. If you are anything but that, you are considered a minority. Known for their slutty girls and bunk guys. Known to be the THE party school; they always have dtf girls and alcohol to spare. They often attend school hungover. Sammy-G, as it's usually called, can every year be identified by the names of 4 people or less who show up to every party in town.
"bro i just had a threesome with two Collège catholique Samuel-Genest girls"
"ya... they're sluts"
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A rule that applies to the game Scrabble. When someone can put together the name/word Samuel L Jackson in Scrabble, that board and all the pieces to the game are burned in honor of Samuel L Jackson.
Omg! He spelled Samuel L Jackson.We must follow the Samuel L Jackson Rule and start a fire.
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Named in honor of the great actor, the Samuel L. Jackson is an alcoholic beverage containing two simple ingredients. Grape Drink (usually found in a gallon jug at Meijer or similar grocery store) and Everclear (195 proof version for authenticity). Basically like getting punched in the face while eating a grape Popsicle.
"So we gettin F-ed up tonight?"
"Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"
"Want some Samuel L. Jacksons?"
"Fuck Ya Mutha Fucker! Pour them shits!"
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vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.
Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."
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A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them
Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?
Yes mom
Ok sam samuel samantha sampson
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When someone says mother fucker-ing more than once in a sentence.
Guy 1:"That motherfucking bitch cheated on me that back stabbing motherfucking son of a bitch!"
Guy 2:"bro?"
Guy 1:"what"
Guy 2:"you got the curse of Samuel L. Jackson."