San Mateo

Coolest part of California just a little west of San Francisco. Home of the Hillsdale Knights!!!! Also home to the Aragon Dons (boo) and the San Mateo Bobcats (real creative guys). Also home to a bunch of middle schools, including Abbott, which even if you went there, you can agree sucked.

Half of the population of San Mateo think that they're super ghetto. Someone should inform them that they don't live in Oakland because nothing bad ever happens in this hood. We're super sheltered.

San Mateo is the coolest part of Bay Area! Repping 650!

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Rye San

A wanna be asian whom submits to older white women. aka boy toy

Look at those Onions!

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San Francisco

Little cutty cove on the northern pacific.

"We got our own slang
But everybody took it
Now we goin’ dumb down the Av drivin’ crooked"

"Hey, what would u say the best city on earth is?"
"I'd have to say San Francisco"

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san mateo

A city 30 miles west of san francisco. home to the aragon dons.

San Mateo is da illest city in northern CALI

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san fransexual

SanFransexual (n)
A guy who will put on nail polish to go out dancing but won't spend an hour worrying about his hair; will wear dresses to bars, but will also fix your flat tire; will tell you what they're feeling, but will also bend you over a sawhorse.

i used to think i was bi, until i realized im just a sanfransexual.

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Valvo San

1. Having a very unique penis that all of the ladies love. 2. He have a Chuck Norris penis!

See that guy? He's got a Valvo San dick.

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D-san

A ninja of the highest caliber. The title is a contraction of the name Daniel-san, main character in the 1984 film "The Karate Kid." As of yet, only one ninja has ever attained this rank in recorded history, but his continued existence is unconfirmed on account of his amazing mastery of ninjutsu. Eyewitness accounts of his appearances all seem to indicate he possesses powers of illusion, cat-like agility, and extra-sensory perception. Legend tells that his wisdom is beyond the realm of human understanding. At least one report exists of a woman becoming pregnant after a brief encounter with a shadowy mist-man, and the child she bore bears a curious shuriken-shaped birthmark.

Despite this ninja's storied kindness and just heart, Japanese lore masters have advised any person encountering a tall, handsome ninja with a voice like honey to contact the United Nations. Interpol intelligence suggests D-san may hold the secret to world peace.

Hey, stay away from those shadowy trees. They say D-san haunts these woods.

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