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Something people with thick thighs say to attempt to reassure themselves that they don't just have fat thighs.
Some thiccy: I'm so insecure about my fat thighs
Another thiccy: girl, thick thighs save lives
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I am scared to shit alone at night please help me
Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred
When someone is telling an awful story and it goes on forever, you just tell them "story box" for short. It lets them know that no one cares about their story and everyone wants to move on.
Mary- ........... and then we got home and went upstairs and i was like laughing and he like said what do you want to do and neither of us knew what to do and then
John- story box
Mary- what?
John- put it in the story box and save it for later.
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to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester
mom: go do your homework
son: go away. im off to a friend's house
mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic
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to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester
mom: go do your homework
son: go away. im off to a friend's house
mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic
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A practice in cultures, most commonly believed to be originated from Irish heritage wherein the couple decides to have a baby instead of getting a divorce or actually working on their problems through healthy means. ALWAYS amplifies the problem but due to traditional views, the couple therein stays together and them and them child suffers. The classic "Stacking Shit on Shit" situation.
Nell and Hayden can't stop arguing every day.
We thought they were headed for divorce but they just announced they're going to have a baby. Ah, the Traditional Irish Save the Marriage Baby. Poor kid..
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poopie. Be bo boop beep bop blip blip bee beep be be dee bee dee bee beep blip!
Right or LEFT
AJ her Beepbo
beep be be dee bee dee bee beep blip!
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