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A homeless woman that lives close to the coast. She is very scary looking and she thrives from prostetution but is very dirty and not apeeling to the may even posses sea weed hanging from the sea scag.
The sea scag offered me a bj for a pack of cigarettes and a bush beer.
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These are the unfortunately unloved white or red-backed mice found swimming around our coastlines. They have been sourced back to the sewerage system, where girls have taken the cruel action of flushing them down the toilet after attempting to suffocate/kill them using an ancient vaginal squeezing technique.
"Wow, look at that sea mouse - the poor thing is all swollen up."
"I was out swimming with the guys and nearly ended up eating a red backed sea mouse."
"Yeah, of course I'll come away camping. My lass is farming sea mice this weekend."
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A word that is slang in certain circumstances for a sailor's penis
I think sailors are so sexy I just love to play with their sea pickles
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Sea strollers are people who manage to be as tall as the sea is deep at the position they currently are. Although this inordinate capability can be used at all times, the sea stroller's height online adapts when it pleases them. Sea strollers are especially appreciated by people endeavoring to travel through or over the sea. Those people traveling symbiotically with the sea stroller are usually referred to as "sea stroller accessories".
Akin to the sea strollers are pool strollers or lake strollers. However, while the sea stroller is also capable of adapting his height to the depth of a, say, pool, the pool stroller cannot do the same in the sea.
"Did you hear that Sarah travels to New York from Lisbon with a sea stroller?" – "yes, I heard she became a sea stroller accessory!"
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starting to take a shit in a public toilet when it's empty, but then someone else enters the toilets and you have to hold until they leave before you continue your business.
the term comes from the same fear and loneliness felt by both those genuinely lost at sea and those holding a shit in a public restroom
Steve-"bro you were in that toilet for ages! what was the deal with that!?"
Dan-"Ah man, i ended up adrift at sea, the fear i felt was unbearable!"
Steve- " i'm so sorry that happened to you"
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When person 1 smacks person 2's face with his wiener and yells repeatedly, "Who's the boss??" while taking a dump on person 2's chest.
Hey, did you hear about how Jacob gave Brean a Sea Storm?
Yeah, I heard she knew who the boss was!
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