A fat girls sidekick fat ass whore freind
There is Becky and her side cow
When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.
Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.
An apartment usually found with its entrance on the side of someone's house, this phenomenon is most commonly found in Staten Island NY (on the south shore) The residents of side apartments usually consist of divorced mothers and dirtbags. Most drive an Infiniti which can usually be found parked illegally ( blocking someone's driveway) on the street. These people are overly tan and sometimes addicted to prescription pills.
Joe: Hey did you hear about mike?
vinny: no, what happened?
Joe: He paid 50G for a brand new Infiniti and 2 days later he was found OD on oxy.
Vinny: where?
Joe: his side apartment in great kills
The male version of a muffin top.
My girlfriend loved looking at my side loaf, that's why she married me.
The personal beer that you would hold to the side during a game of beer pong. You would drink from your side beer throughout the game in addition to being scored on by opponents.
In addition, a side beer can also be used during a long list of other drinking games, such as; flip cup, quarters, king, fuck the dealer ect.
(during game of beer pong)
Shon - "I got my side beer."
Brando - "Oh yup, i almost forgot mine!"
A male side bitch who is happy to tag along as a side bitch and nothing else. Females usually treat them as objects instead of human beings, but the side mitch doesn't care.
Tiffany: hey did you go over to joe's last night?
Emily: no, I was too busy hanging out with my side mitch.
Tiffany: oh my side mitch died from chlamydia last week. Can i borrow yours?
The girl you text after you leave your girls house because you’re alone now and want pics or sex
Usually late at night, or late in the evening
bro who’s that girl you’re texting?
oh that’s just my side hoe