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A derogatory term used by insecure males who couldn’t have a girlfriend even if they did everything for them.
Did you see Jake give flowers to his girlfriend yesterday on snap? SIMP.
You dead asked her out last week..
(Yes, that’s why I’m putting her boyfriend down so she regrets not wanting me. I can’t stand seeing other people happy.)
An unwise man who clings to a girl whom he likes for attention.
Dude everybody don't call Luke and Tristan simps! (Don't you understand?) At least Tristan got lotta hoes online, and Luke just broke up with Maya! Look at Mirza.
A person who chooses a female person over the boys, even on a saturday.
Person 1: Davis is such a simp for choosing molly over the boys!
Person 2: I know brow, such a simp.
Falls in love way to fast and will drop the homies and go with the hoes.
Charlie G. Galloway simpin
You are you are my favorite
Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Have you not heard? The definition of simp is Joe. Fuck Joe!
Person 2: Ew! Fuck Joe!
Person 3: Joe? Who’s joe?
Person 1 & 2: JOE MAMA
Person 3: No, Joe the Simp
Person 1, 2, & 3: FUCK JOE!
joe pussy
Someone who is an alpha male and thumbs up comments in the group chat
incels evolved and developed a new word to describe the jealously they feel upon seeing a Gentleman in a any form of relation with a woman.
My God. My jealously has reached the point where I must call all men in relationships simp.
What would Jesus do?
I think I'll go stalk my crush's Facebook page and attach a GPS tracker to her car.