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Single Mother of Zero
Women at or approaching their biological clock for motherhood yet have no children and take their childlessness out on the world, treating the whole world like their child. (not exclusive to women, men can also do this, only if they're the beta type though)
Smoz (Single Mother of Zero)
The smoz mob canceled another one... (smoz version of grounding)
Stop Smozthering everyone, go have a kid.
Lmao this smoz (in context of someone being over bearing treating strangers like their children).
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if your single, August 3rd is YOUR day
"Happy National Single People Day, my new favorite day"
My ass is getting scratched by this single ply toilet paper!
when her reply to anything you said is a single emoticon. in most cases the same one again and again.
you - blah blah blah blah blahblahblah blah blah blah blahblahblah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah
your crush - :D
you know that girl i like. i'd diagnose her with single emoticon response syndrome
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(phrase) unwillingly single until you become too old to be a viable option
I’ll be “single till I crinkle.”
The term used in an organization that is commonplace for no apparent reason to explain why leadership only designates ONE person in the whole organization to be the Point of Contact to be able to fix something that is broken. When this is person or entity isn't available the whole organization - or the specific people affected by the problem are at the mercy of this person returning to work to solve the problem. Single Point of Failure or SPOF is commonly used with another term known as FUBAR - (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) because no professional organization would allow a Single Point of Failure to exist.
I'm sorry but we can't fix your computer today because we have a Single Point of Failure (SPOF) in that department. Pay no attention to the man behind the green curtain - he can't fix your computer - the only person who can do that isn't here today. You might want to try and click your heels together and say three times - "there's no place like home - there's no place like home - because if you were at home your internet service provider has an entire staff that is interchangeable and capable of completing most any IT-related task.