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A set of jugs so saggy, they can't even be classified as nanners or swingin sweater puppets.
That bitch has some whoville ski slopes!
When a fall during water-skiing results in a strong propulsion of water up the rear end.
I suffered a water ski enema and had the runs for three days.
My brother-in-law drives the boa so fast if you fall you are guaranteed a water-ski enema.
When a girl has 2 braids and you hold them as handles while in the doggie position
Man, I took her back to my place and was skiing gator tails all night
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The act of putting a man's scrotum in your mouth and dragging them up a flight of stairs by their scrotum.
Last night, I saw Jenny giving some dude the Norwegian ski lift. Nasty shit, dude!
"how are you doing man"
"im flying the friendly skies"
Awesome volunteers that wakes up at 5-6 am to go freeze their asses to save ours on a ski hill.
The Canadian Ski Patrol was so nice and saved my life !
The act of fucking someone in the anus while they, or you, takes a shit. Therefore the pressure from your dick thrust will luanch the shit from the person taking it.
Male 1: "Man I have major stank dick."
Male 2: " Why?"
Male 1: "I gave your mom a chocolate jet ski."