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A fart. So named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fictitious spider. Most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.
*fart noise*
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"
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Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches
Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard
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When you find a drunk girl at the pub and take her home but she has bad gas and when fucking her you quickly slip into her asshole and fuck her fast and hard and pull out really fast so that she either farts or shits, she will most likely be angry too
I went to the pub last night and took this drunk chick how and gave her an angry drunken skunk.
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1. An extremely foul smell caused from any multitude of malodorous, poorly combined noxious odors.
2. Something crawled up your ass and died.
1. (Used when America still owned industry)
Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!
Wife: No, paper plant.
2. Person A: Did you fart?
Person B: No.
Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.
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Engaging in sexual intercourse.
Those damn SPRI kids were out there throwing sticks and stones at a skunk!
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When a woman throws up on your cock during a blowjob. So called because of the well known fact that New Jersey is worst smelling state in the US.
"That chick was so wasted she did a New Jersey Pole Skunk on my junk!"
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Someone possessing a level of giving zero fucks.
Hung out with Rick last night. That dude is one skunk hard mother fucker.
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